In our last episode we visited Chill and tried their steak nachos, and they were very good. We also learned the existence of their lobster nachos, but with them costing a pretty penny they got a pass. In this episode however time has passed, pennies have been saved, and lobster nachos have been procured. So how does a sea centipede taste on nachos?

Some people think pizza boxes are just for pizzas. Not so. They are also one of the best mechanisms for transporting a to-go order of nachos from point A to point B. Now this won’t work for every order of nachos of course, any pile of chips in, well, a pile, are going to get smashed against the inside of a pizza box. You need some sort of hat box for that kind of meal. No, you need an order that’s a single layer of chips covered in cheese, almost like a pizza itself, to really maximize the space. Fortunately Chill’s Chill Nachos fit the bill.

I, probably like you, am stuck in my home. Additionally I, probably like you, am also out of nachos in my home and have been forced to consult the internet to have nachos brought to me. Since I’m a square I hadn’t used one of these apps to get food delivered to me before, but then I saw that you could type “NACHOS” into GrubHub. Even better, it would then bring up EVERY RESTAURANT THAT HAD NACHOS IN THE AREA, MANY OF WHICH I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HAD NACHOS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Forget this life, quarantine me forever. It can also find you Mac & Cheese Pizza.

We had discussed previously about how good the Taco Bell Nacho Fries were (very) but had bemoaned how there was only one standard kind. Good news, the ol’ TB has branched out and is now moving into new territory. New Buffalo Chicken territory if you will. Have they struck gold again?

During World War One the trenches were sometimes known as “The Long Grave” due to the high mortality rate of the soldiers therein. When I saw that Taco Bell was releasing “The Long Nachos”, also known as “The Nachos Party Pack”, I wondered if the mortality results might be similar. ZING! Seriously though, my New Year’s resolution was to put my animosity with most Taco Bell nacho products behind me, but sadly that was not achieved. I tried my hardest TB, but you done me dirty. You done me dirty.