No one is going to say that eating nachos with your mouth isn’t the best way to consume them, but sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes the only way you can truly reach true nacho satisfaction is to eat them with your EYES. Metaphorically eat that is, because I’m talking about viewing nacho related stuff to finish off that sweet sweet nacho craving, and no, you do not have a problem thinking this way. Today a 2010 episode of “Chuck”, Season 3, Episode 6, “Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler”.

Another batch of emojis will soon be hitting cellphones the world over, and once again guess what has gotten snubbed? That's right, Big Emoji has decided that while the world's greatest food was not worthy of becoming an emoji the disgusting olive was. THE OLIVE. Nobody likes olives outside of a martini, and people only like them in one because after drinking a bunch of gin you need something to get that Christmas Tree flavor out of your mouth. That's right, in Big Emoji's eyes a consumable mouthwash is a better emoji than one of the most popular dishes in the world. Shameful.

You all know us here at Nachonomics, totally awesome individuals with our queso covered thumbs on the pulse of the nation. And it is because of that we’re going to be super cool and instead of starting a Keto diet in October (Ke-tober if you will) like everyone else, we’re doing it in January (Keto-ary I guess?) like everyone lame that diets in January. “But,” you say, “WTF do we care about your dietary habits? I thought you survive solely on nachos and the dew that can be found in the morning on jalapeno pepper plants?” Sadly no, and while it’s fun to say that your blood is mostly queso from your nacho consumption, that is not a joke your doctor will find hilarious. So here we are, totally doing this to shove it in our dumb doctor’s face.

When I look at an order of nachos I see an endless galaxy of flavor potential in front of me, just waiting to be consumed and turned into an endless galaxy of goop in my guts. Others, not so much, and that’s why we’re here today. Yes it’s another year, it’s another person using nachos as a weapon in an attack. What a time to be alive.