I don't know if "socialite" is the word you'd use to describe Kris Jenner, but if so then Socialite Kris Jenner has recently written a cookbook, and in it you can learn the secret of friend/murder victim Nicole Brown Simpson's nachos. Now, I'm not going to say that putting in the recipes of a famous murder victim is in bad taste, but I'm also not going to say that Nicole Brown Simpson faked her death and changed her name to Megyn Kelly and is now an anchor on FOX news, because they look similar. I will leave all such borderline slanderous comments to celebrity chef Hugh Acheson as he recreates the recipe for NBS's famous chicken nachos, found in Kris Jenner's new cookbook. Let him explain how they are.
Video: The Field Guide to Nachos Big Football Competition Commercial
So the other day Good Morning America contacted me in regards to making a Super Bowl style commercial for The Field Guide to Nachos as they were looking for products for a sport food related version of Shark Tank. The catch was that I had about 6 hours to put the video together, which might have been ok if those 6 hours hadn't taken place on a day with a 3 foot of snow blizzard that the state wasn't shut down so I had to work with what I had on hand. This is that video.
Ultimately they decided to go in a different direction and didn't go with it (possibly due to the use of the word "Eldritch" or the featuring of the dreaded Nachonomicon) and while it's not of a Kubrickian quality of filmmaking, here it is for your enjoyment. The moral of the story is that if you have some crazy idea for making a product, like a Field Guide to Nachos, do it, and maybe you'll have a chance to be on TV! GOOOOOOOOOOO SPORTS!
NATIONAL NACHO DAY 2014
While you should consume a few margaritas with your nachos today, it being NATIONAL NACHO DAY and all, perhaps you don't want to drink as many as this lady. I don't think I've ever heard this many nacho puns in one video, but at the same time I don't think I've ever seen as many jargaritas consumed in one video as this either.
In America there is no more holy a day of the nacho year than NATIONAL NACHO DAY, much like Christmas. Some might say INTERNATIONAL NACHO DAY, the Easter to NND's Christmas, is truly a more holy, but people are always going to argue when it comes to religion. What there is nothing to argue about however is our upcoming book, The Field Guide to Nachos, by author Rexroth Chalmers and edited by yours truly, soon available for ordering.
So enjoy your nachos and jargaritas responsibly and have a fantastic NATIONAL NACHO DAY!
Video: The Second Annual First We Feast Nacho Battle
Forget Frazier vs. Ali. Forget Tesla vs. Edison. Forget Godzilla vs. The Cosmic Monster. This is the real battle, a struggle of man fighting man for dominance over a future of flavor and culinary mastery. Allow us to present, First We Feast presents; The Bitchin’ in the Kitchen, Revenge is a Dish Best Served via Combat, The Hunger Games, The Second Annual First We Feast Nacho Battle!
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